Carrots are a government plan for mind control

Carrots are thought to be an organic food,but are actually made in underground factories.Their ingredients are Liquid nitrogen and pepper.Pepper is a widely accepted solution to mind control.Carrots chemical symbol is MnO2H6Hf3Zn3 which means that they are a basic acid.Once this secret was exposed,farmers were worried about their sales.A solution was devised, 19 years ago people from Geordie Shore became the only buyer to carrots as they can be rubbed on the skin to give a natural"Tanned" look.